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Monday, September 24th 2012, 9:11pm

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Wednesday, September 26th 2012, 9:21am

Limbo-Tänzer

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Friday, October 5th 2012, 11:33am

@ Frank: Hier spricht der Kapitän der MS Niveau: "Achtung, eine wichtige Durchsage an alle: wir sinken!" ;)

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Wednesday, October 17th 2012, 12:31am

Cavallino Rampante auf schwedisch

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Sunday, October 21st 2012, 8:43pm

Hummer-Reiten

Foto
PS: Das Tier wird bereits tot sein.
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Thursday, October 25th 2012, 6:22pm

Blitzer Trick

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Friday, October 26th 2012, 6:02pm

RE: Hummer-Reiten

PS: Das Tier wird bereits tot sein.

Welches der beiden? ?(

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Saturday, November 3rd 2012, 7:26am

Gruss Thomas


Personalführung ist die Kunst die Mitarbeiter so schnell
über den Tisch zu ziehen, dass sie die Reibungshitze als Nestwärme
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Saturday, November 3rd 2012, 2:33pm

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Wednesday, November 7th 2012, 5:25pm

SIMPSON's Doppelgänger

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Friday, November 16th 2012, 10:25pm

Neueste archäologische Ausgrabungen in der Schweiz

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Thursday, December 6th 2012, 7:56am

Vergleichende Werbung?

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Tuesday, December 18th 2012, 6:29pm

Weihnachtwitz

Treffen sich zwei Rosinen,

sagt die eine zur anderen:Warum hast Du ein Helm auf ?

sagt die andere :rofl: " ich muß gleich in den Stollen""""

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Thursday, December 20th 2012, 12:04am

Schöne Bescherung
www.abload.de/img/jagv12phjr2.jpg

Wetterprognose für den 21. Dez. 2012
www.abload.de/img/weltuntergangdez21201vijwh.jpg
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Sunday, December 23rd 2012, 11:40am

"Herr Ober! Der Kaffee, den Sie mir gerade gebracht haben, ist ja schon ganz kalt."

"Mein Herr, wenn Sie etwas Warmes möchten, müssen Sie sich ein Bier bestellen."


In diesem Sinn: Prost, liebes Christkind... :cheers:

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Sunday, December 23rd 2012, 5:07pm

Gruß:
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Thursday, December 27th 2012, 5:10pm

:-D Guter Thread :-D

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Thursday, January 10th 2013, 11:54pm

A Message From The Queen


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To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!



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Tuesday, January 22nd 2013, 9:50pm

Die Polizei findet meine Winterreifen total hip. Ich bin soeben kontrolliert werden, der Beamte sagte "Die sind ja total abgefahren!"
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Saturday, January 26th 2013, 9:52am

Der von Fips ist echt gut :D